Episodes
Friday Dec 22, 2023
RHPS: Tenebrae
Friday Dec 22, 2023
Friday Dec 22, 2023
Rudolph here, nose aglow with anticipation, guiding this Christmas conversation into the shadowy depths of horror cinema. Buckle up for a sleigh ride of a different kind because The Rotten Horror Picture Show is throwing a special edition episode your way giving you all a peek at what’s been going on this past year on Patreon, and your favorite red-nosed reindeer has some spicy news to share!
Forget the North Pole and Christmas cheer – we're diving into the wicked world of Video Nasties, and Clay and Amanda are putting the spotlight on Dario Argento's Giallo masterpiece, Tenebrae. I’m gonna be listening to this one while me and the big guy are dropping joy bombs all over the world, but between you and me, I'm more excited about hitting the casino than delivering presents this Christmas.
Seriously, guys–while Clay and Amanda dissect the intricacies of Tenebrae, uncovering the secrets woven into Argento's Giallo tapestry, I'm secretly counting down the minutes until I can slip away for a round of blackjack at the Reindeer Casino. Who needs milk and cookies when you've got the thrill of high-stakes gambling?
Now, don't get me wrong, Tenebrae is a cinematic gift, a suspenseful journey into the macabre that would make any horror enthusiast's holiday merry and bright. But between you and me, my hooves are itching for the casino floor, and the lure of Lady Luck is too strong to resist.
So, while Clay and Amanda traverse the Video Nasties landscape, breaking down the brilliance of Tenebrae, I'll be making a hasty exit, ready to roll the dice and maybe even win enough to upgrade my stable. Christmas presents can wait – Rudolph's got a date with a deck of cards and a roulette wheel. Here's to a wild ride with The Rotten Horror Picture Show, and who knows, maybe I'll have a few extra carrots to spare after a lucky night at the tables!
If you like what you hear and you want more, head over to patreon.com/thepenskyfile where you can get all that Rotten Horror goodness delivered right into your earholes!
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Day of Honor
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Lieutenants B'Elanna Torres and Tom Paris admit feelings for each other while close to death; a race of homeless aliens ask for Voyager's help but are not quite satisfied with what they receive.
In this episode of the podcast, Wes and Clay discuss "Day of Honor" and the definition of the word "honor". Plus! The guys chat about tight clothing, the difference between Worf and Torres, and premature emotional ejaculations.
Friday Dec 08, 2023
RHPS: Gremlins
Friday Dec 08, 2023
Friday Dec 08, 2023
Ho-ho-hold on to your sugarplums, my festive friends! The Rotten Horror Picture Show has unwrapped a brand-new episode, their final regular episode of the year, and it's as merry and mischievous as a bunch of Gremlins wreaking havoc in Santa's workshop. Now, before we jingle all the way into the chaotic world of Joe Dante's Christmas horror gem, Gremlins, let me share a little yuletide tale from the heart (or rather, the chimney).
So there I am, Santa Claus, wedged in a chimney like a candy cane in a stocking, and not because I've had too many cookies, mind you. No, it turns out I've left the keys to my magical sleigh at the local Chipotle. Yes, Chipotle – where even Santa can't resist the guac.
Now, as Clay and Amanda chat about Gremlins, exploring the dark and comedic corners of Dante's holiday masterpiece, I'm stuck here, red-faced and embarrassed, not because of the chimney mishap, but because I've managed to misplace the keys to Christmas magic at a burrito joint.
Gremlins is a fantastical blend of holiday cheer and mischievous mayhem, and I'm left here in my rosy-cheeked embarrassment, hoping the elves won't find out about my little predicament. As Clay and Amanda delve into the film's quirky charm and dark humor, I'm silently wishing for an extra dash of Christmas magic to extricate myself from this chimney conundrum.
So, dear listeners, as you enjoy The Rotten Horror Picture Show's coverage of Gremlins, spare a thought for your stuck-in-the-chimney Santa, who might need a little extra Christmas miracle this year. Here's to laughter, frights, and finding my way back to the sleigh keys – hopefully before Rudolph orders another round of burritos! Ho-ho-hope you enjoy the episode!
And make sure to check out all of the maestro Nick Lutsko’s Gremlin-related music on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nick+lutsko+gremlins+
And Spoitfy:
https://open.spotify.com/album/3GQEX55RfjR9MydqaAflHH?si=fYunLfZoR_-3VISVdz1zzg
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
The Gift
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Kes's telepathic and latent psychokinetic powers begin to grow rapidly while Voyager's newest crewmember, the former Borg drone Seven of Nine, deals with her new individuality.
In this episode of the podcast, Wes and Clay discuss "The Gift" and say goodbye to main cast member. Plus! The guys chat about drug allegories, interpersonal relationships, and tight clothing.
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Scorpion, Part II
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Captain Janeway forges a shaky alliance with the Borg Collective to defeat Species 8472, leading to a new potential crewmember coming aboard.
In this episode of the podcast, Wes and Clay discuss "Scorpion, Part II" and the introduction of Seven of Nine. Plus! The guys chat about copying the Locutus angle for no particular reason, ships smashing together, and debates between friends.
Friday Nov 24, 2023
RHPS: Eraserhead
Friday Nov 24, 2023
Friday Nov 24, 2023
Houston, I don't know if you copy, but The Rotten Horror Picture Show just shifted gears into David Lynch's Eraserhead, and I'm out here in the cosmic abyss, losing my sanity faster than a meteor on re-entry. I need to talk to someone, anyone, about this movie, but the void just echoes my despair. I don't know if the transmission is holding, but I need to talk, I need someone to hear me.
Eraserhead, it's like a transmission from an alternate reality, where gravity has lost its grip, and time stretches thinner than the fabric of my space suit. Clay and Amanda are navigating the psychological stratosphere of Lynch's brain-bending creation, dissecting every surreal frame while I'm grappling with the isolation out here. It's like they're trekking through the constellations of my deteriorating sanity.
I've seen things, Houston, unspeakable things, monstrous shapes in the darkness that defy the laws of physics. But I can't bring myself to tell the folks back on Earth – it's too much. They won't believe me, and hell, maybe I'm just succumbing to space madness. God, I can't tell them. If I let out the truth, they'll think I'm unfit for duty, and maybe I am.
These podcasters, they're like mission control for the mind, but I'm unraveling faster than a frayed tether. Eraserhead is a labyrinth of nightmares, and I'm the lost cosmonaut stumbling through its maze. Clay and Amanda are delving into the depths of this cinematic black hole, but all I can think about is the uncharted horrors lurking in the shadows of my own mind.
So, brace yourselves, people of Earth, as The Rotten Horror Picture Show embarks on this journey into Lynch's distorted reality. I need someone to share the weight of this interstellar madness, and maybe, just maybe, we can find a way back to sanity together. Over and out... I think.
Saturday Nov 11, 2023
RHPS: Bride of Frankenstein
Saturday Nov 11, 2023
Saturday Nov 11, 2023
Oh, Schnitzel and sauerkraut! Gather 'round, mein freunde, because Clay and Amanda are serving up a monstrous feast for your ears in the latest episode of The Rotten Horror Picture Show Podcast! However, I find myself in a most lamentable predicament: I am desperately late for Oktoberfest, struggling to squeeze into my lederhosen, and plagued by the ominous thought that the pretzels may vanish before I make my tardy entrance! The air is thick with the scent of sausages and the promise of lively merrymaking, and here I am, aching to partake in the joy while dealing with lederhosen-induced stress sweats.
As I contort myself into the unforgiving embrace of these lederhosen, Clay and Amanda are delving into the eerie tale of the reanimated monster and his quest for a bride. The Bride of Frankenstein, a cinematic gem, captures the essence of classic horror, and The Rotten Horror Picture Show promises a spirited dissection of this Universal Studios monster classic.
My lederhosen rebellion aside, I can't help but worry about the fate of those delicious pretzels. Will I arrive in time to savor their salty perfection, or will the beer-soaked masses deplete this Teutonic delicacy before I grace Oktoberfest with my presence?
Clay and Amanda, the hosts of this podcast, are sure to illuminate the film's iconic status, exploring the atmospheric brilliance of James Whale's direction, the enduring legacy of the Universal Studios monster universe, and the iconic hairdo that puts even the most elaborate Oktoberfest braids to shame. Meanwhile, I find myself caught in a lederhosen tug-of-war, yearning for the moment I can clink steins and partake in Oktoberfest merriment.
So, as I scramble to conquer these stubborn lederhosen and rush to join the revelry, don't miss The Rotten Horror Picture Show's coverage of The Bride of Frankenstein. Whether you're indulging in Oktoberfest delights or enjoying horror musings, this episode promises a delightful blend of classic scares and Bavarian cheer. Prost!
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
VOY Season 3 Wrap Up
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
The third season of Star Trek: Voyager has come to a close. It's been one of the worst seasons of Trek we've covered so far!
In this episode of the podcast, Wes and Clay discuss the third season of Voyager and wonder where it all went wrong. Plus! The guys chat about narrative choices, ignoring aspects of characters, and which Deadwood characters would make the best starship crew.
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Scorpion, Part I
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Tuesday Oct 24, 2023
Upon entering Borg space, Voyager encounters an alien race even more powerful than the Borg and bent on destroying all life in the galaxy, leading Captain Janeway to enter into an alliance with the Borg in order to defeat them.
In this episode of the podcast, Wes and Clay discuss "Scorpion, Part I" and how it's the "Aliens" to "Alien" of Star Trek. Plus! The guys chat about aging CGI,